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Pounding Idiots
with Max Kash Agro


2009
  • F.U. Landowski Series
    — FU Landowski "Vee Fuxx U Upz Comeback Tour™" Team Complete with Addition of Non-Buffoonish Bodyguards Wolfman and Bob. Undisclosed mountain cabin in shadows of Suicide Rock, California.
    — The Whale Whisperer: FU Landowski Kumbayas His Inner Humpback and Orca. Isle of Dr. Moreau, near Cougar Island, in the South Pacific.

    2008
  • F.U. Landowski Series
    — FU Landowski™ Announces Nothing Newsworthy Has Happened or Will Happen in the Next 24 Hours News Cycle. A TrueSport Exclusive. Cougar Island, CA.
    — Genetically Engineered ‘Jock Hops’ Endorsed by Non-Crybaby F. U. Landowski.
    — Landowski Pushes Milk, Not Miracle Vita-Drugs.
  • Kool Aid Series
    — Broken Bones, Bad Gas and a Bad Ass Lead Out: Kool Aid Graduates from Caricature to Hard Core Mo-Fo. Hood River, Oregon.
    — If the Shoe Fits, But You're a Non-Dues Paying Neophyte, Don't Wear It or, How to Spend Your Way to Groupie Glory. San Jose, CA.
    — Man Down! Kool Aid Takes A Digger in the Name of The Dream. "Hey, check out my cool bump!" Bumpfuk, Texas
    — On the Bus with Team Dream: Fully Immersed, Fully Invested, and Very Well Fed. Las Vegas, Nevada
    — Ride Ride Ride Your Bike, Slowly Up The Road, or the Futility of Unchasing The Dream. MKA Wants His Cake and Kupcake, too.
  • Other
    — Posers, Prima Donnas, Punk-Daddies and Pinkophiles: Start Your Engines. A Preview of 2008 Dana Point Grand Prix.

    Prior to 2008
    — More Archives.
  • In the (Feed) Zone
    with Mark Swartzendruber


    2009
    — Long Road Races
    — Guns n Roses Stone Roses Stone Ponies Slyness and the Family Stone and Why Billy Stones Gather No Moss
    — Faith Restored Old Guys Really do Race (When They're Not Cowards) or Druber's First Blog
    — Sleeping with the Enemy or War and Politics Make Stange Bedfellows or We're Getting the Band Back Together
    — Catching Up on Old Times Odd Occurrences and Other Such Nonsense
    — Verizon Wireless Cycling Team Continues its Winning Ways
    — All Dressed Up but Nowhere to Go
    — Druber Goes on a Grand Fondo
    — I Went to Bed in Champaign the Night after Thanksgiving and Woke up in Northern Manitoba

    2008
    — 2008 Druber Awards, Part II
    — 2008 Druber Awards
    — Musings
    — A Druber Review: Rock Racing Team Kit
    — Hail to the Victors, The Priority Health Classic, Why Druber Loves Michigan
    — Stone Pony Throws Down at the IL State RR Championships... Again; Druber and Cletus Hit the Road for Some R&R; Lucas Oil Rocks the IL State TT Championships
    — All About Those Bike Races
    — Racing, Tippling, Eating, Hogging, Hunting, Laughing, and Story Telling. All in All, It was a Stupid Week.
    — Masters Nationals Road Race and Criteriums. Exclusive Eye Witness Report: Some Competitive Cyclists Honestly Believe Themselves Better Than They Really Are, or How Not to be a Pretentious D-Bag.
    — 2008 Masters Nationals - Me Beat Turbo? You're completely MAD!
    — 2008 Tour of Winghaven - The Most Miserable Race I've Ever Done.
    — U.S. Bicycling Hall of Fame Road Race, Bound Brook Criterium...
    — Of Men, Mittens, Mullets, and Mayhem
    — Back in My Element
    — Druber Goes the the Races in California... Again.
    — RED ALERT: Lucas Oil Cycling Team Opens Spring Campaign with Five Race Wins.
    — All About My Training in the Mid South
    — Dopes Doping on Dope and Washing Your Hands with Soap.
    — Racing in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. No Country for (Fat) Old Men. Campo, CA.
    — The Enthusiastic Stranger; All About the Time My Bike was Stolen; The Old Man and Getting Old.

    Prior to 2008
    — More Archives.

    The Racing Chronicles
    with Bill Stone


    2009
    —Master Nationals or Cycling in “Idiot America”
    —The Return of MKA or How the Chronicles Destroyed a Kupcake and Saved Racing as We Knew It; Plus: How Masters are Ruining it for Professionals; and “Pounds Rule.”
    —Psycho Cross.

    2008
    —On Fallen Heroes: Or More Evidence that in the Panglossian World of Cycling Irony Died on Tuesday.
    —Panglossian Cycling and the Death of Irony Part I: Or If This is Really the Best of All Possible Worlds Then Why Are Bicycles Being Buried in Mud.
    —Much Chagrin About Not Much; or The Summer a Former Journalist Eviscerated The Chronicles
    —Give Them What They Want: or Masters Prefer Those Roomy Middle Seats
    —The Self Goes to the Land of the White Picket Fence and Does a TT; or So Where is the Spiritual Awakening?
    —Lake Winona: Riveting Race Report or Yawn Just Another Weekend?
    —Zippos, Willy Loman and a Special Report from Hawk.
    —When everyone is wrong, everyone is right; or how The Chronicles came to love Joe McCarthy.

    Prior to 2008
    — More Archives.
    Jared Bunde
    —They Are Throwing Rocks At Us!
    —My First Belgium Kermesse
    —G.P. de Flandres de Francaise
    Jonathan Erdelyi
    —Big Time Pro Racing
    —Getting my act together.....hopefully
    —It Has Begun
    —Two Weeks to Go!
    —The Local Scene
    —The Days Of Izegem Are Upon Us
    —Two Down
    —First Time Back In Two Years
    —The Road to Recovery
    —Tour of Georgia Stage 5 - Last Day Finally
    —Tour of Georgia Stage 4 - Mountain Stage
    —Tour of Georgia Stage 3 - A Little Bit Rainy
    —Tour of Georgia Stage 2 - Way Too Hard
    —Tour of Georgia Stage 1 - Longest Race Of My Life
    —Tour of Georgia Prologue
    —Victory At Last and Tour of Georgia
    —Spring Campaign Coming To A Close
    —Jonathan and Pete’s Cross Country Adventure
    Mike (9 to 5) Gacki
    —What the hell am I doing here?!
    Billy Innes
    —Racing For Wine
    —The Sea Otter Experience
    —Copperopolis Road Race
    —Paskenta Century
    —Snelling Road Race
    —New York City Cycling Championships
    —Superweek, Wendy’s, The International: Altoona
    —Sick As A Dog With No Bone
    —U.S. Pro Road Championships
    —Wachovia Week, Race 1 - Lancaster, PA
    —Clarendon Cup, Virginia
    —Cap Tech Crit, Richmond, Virginia
    —Recent Comings and Goings
    —Vuelta de Bisbee
    —Redlands in a Blender
    —Interval Sessions
    —Pomona Valley Stage Race / NRC: round one
    —In the desert, in the valley, but no sun.
    —January Preparation
    —El Nińo
    Kevin Monahan, 7-UP/Nutra-Fig
    —Hermisillo
    —Tour of Southland Stages 1&2
    —Tour of Southland Stages 1&2
    —Australia's Herald Sun Tour Stage Race
    —Stage Racing Down Under
    —Stage Racing In Mexico Day 9
    —Stage Racing In Mexico Days 6&8
    —Stage Racing In Mexico Days 4&5
    —Stage Racing In Mexico Day 3
    —Stage Racing In Mexico Day 2
    —Stage Racing In Mexico Day 1
    —Boise Twilight Crit
    —3/22/02
    Joe Papp
    —La Vuelta a Chile Part 3
    —La Vuelta a Chile Part 2
    —La Vuelta a Chile Part 1
    —La Vuelta a Chile Warmup Racing
    —Victory At The Tour of Cuba!
    —Tour of Cuba Part 2
    —Tour of Cuba and more!
    Ryan Pinkham - Chasing A Dream
    —Back Home After 96 Days
    —Surviving Mexico Stage Racing and More!
    —Training In Arizona
    —The Fall Focus
    —New England In The Spring
    —The Big Time Crits
    Kevin Bouchard-Hall
    —I’d Rather Crash Than Be Disappointed
    —A Degree in Hand with Pain in the Legs
    —Jiminy Cricket
    —Tour de Georgia Wrap-Up Coming Soon!
    —Tour de Georgia Stage 2
    —Tour de Georgia Stage 1
    —Tour de Georgia Pre-Race
    —Don’t let the smog smother the success
    —It’s On
    —Do or Die
    —Point A to Point B
    Peter Lopinto
    —Busy Times
    —Boulder Days....
    —Off Season Antics and The Year To Come....
    Catherine Powers
    —Pomona Valley Stage Race & Sea Otter Classic
    —California Dreaming

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